jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024

Pascale

Schmäksi, Lüüb, hasst Mensche

This Pizza without Ananas is very Pascale

by Struppi November 22, 2021

Dirty Pascale

When a girl sexually assaults a boy in the shower and then 'ships him over a decade later.

Bro 1: "That dude got Dirty Pascale'd."

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, he was 12 years a slave."

by ShowerSurvivor69 September 30, 2021

Jean-Pascal

Jean-Pascal Is someone really special in a good way and awesome in many other ways

Jean-Pascal should talk less sometimes

by Veraxe November 22, 2021