by Veraxe November 22, 2021
Get the Jean-Pascalmug. The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
Get the jose pedro balmaceda pascalmug. An extremely inexperienced computer programmer, typically who has history with the language Pascal. Who also tends to be wildly annoying and passive.
by wisduckson December 8, 2021
Get the Pascal Skidmug. In essence it means you should try to do something(break addictions,become a better friend, etc) because youve got nothing to lose if you fail. And much to gain.
Therapist: Let's say you try to quit, if you fail and relapse nothing changes, you can always try again. If you succeed you will be happy again
Patient: So this is what you call a Pascals Wager huh
Therapist: yes, yes it is
Patient: So this is what you call a Pascals Wager huh
Therapist: yes, yes it is
by Problem_PenZ May 31, 2022
Get the Pascals Wagermug.