Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

parketing

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.

John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.

by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏

“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”

by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019

Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.

“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”

by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020

parrotive

A pre-scripted talking point meant to be repeatedly spoken as “truth” until everyone believes the fallacy is fact...

All you have is an MSM parrotive that is not and never has had any basis in reality...

by Swissman11 November 29, 2020

Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.

Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method

by basspumpkins April 8, 2010

cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.

Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.

by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011