Paranoid

Trevor Dobson neighborhood watch association

Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023

Paranoid

Being scared of something to the point you don't trust it

Bob was a paranoid man who was scared of a virus

by Sasuke_uzumaki March 31, 2020

Paranoid

Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at

Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.

by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021

paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.

paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down

by david.strakos November 18, 2022

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What I call genders who are addicted to suppositories.

Person 1: Are you addicted to suppositories?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: 《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything

The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021