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Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
by Sundiegan July 17, 2018
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Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!
Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Dick/Brain parallel

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Parallel

You see it right?
Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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49th parallel

Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).
1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
by what pseudonym do i use October 22, 2023
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Parallel

The best job platform in the world. You don't apply through all the bulls*** ATS systems or algorithms and your application goes direct to the team that you would be working with.
I used Parallel to get a job I love which ended my depression and my wife ended up not leaving me!
by useparallel January 5, 2022
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parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015
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