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Dual_Parallel 

Who many consider one of the best modern day Phreakers(company including Ntheory,Bland Inquisitor, and RBCP). Dual_Parallel was once The voice of Radio FreaK America, being the very first voice that was heard on RFA(first episode featuring Dual Dumpster diving). He was also on many episodes of Binary Revolution Radio.

Dual Is widely respected for many of the projects that he has contributed to the hacker/phreaker community. one of the more popular of these being Project Walmart Freedom.
Dual_Parallel by Everi January 28, 2008
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38th Parallel 

1. A specific line of latitude.
2. The official border between north and south Korea.
3. An arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball games.
Yeah! Take THAT to the 38th parallel!!!

Adult Parallel Play 

When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.
Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

Intuitive Parallel Parking 

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

your moms parallel 

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel
Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

Going from Parallel to Perpendicular

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

doggo of the parallel universe 

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva
Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.