Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
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ohmy. mayday parade is thee shit!

by lexie. November 9, 2007

Four Star Parade

When a girl is sucking your dick, you ejaculate in her nose, then she hauks it up into a loogy and spits the jizz in your asshole and fucks you with a strap-on.

I heard that Joe and Susan did a Four Star Parade last night.

by Team G-Force January 26, 2007

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.

Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.

by Mark Blue September 26, 2007

be raining on your parade

a) verb: (to) - to spoil someone's moment of fun or glory, often used sarcastically.
b) a synonym for the phrase " sorry to tell you this but (...)", followed by whatever piece of bad news you want to tell the person.

my ex-gf once told me, sorry to be raining on your parade, but I refuse to continue going out with you, unless you start going to the gym.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2014

titty parade

when your walking down the street and there is a festival of titties everywhere and you cant help but get a massive erection, but its ok because boners are cool at titty parades

Bill: Yo steve i just walked through the best titty parade ever!
Steve: did you get a huge boner?
Bill: YEAH ONLY IT WAS COOL BECAUSE BONERS ARE FORMALLY ACCEPTED AT TITTY PARADES
Steve: OH YEAH

by Michael Noone April 28, 2008

meat parade

An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.

Damn, the Oscars is so pointless, what a total meat parade.

by Jeeberstein March 16, 2006