Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

by SaucePatties October 5, 2015

ass pantry

tahnee saromines has a blown out pussy so she lets guys fuck her ass on the first night in their kitchen pantry. example. ass pantry.

THIS Whore IS AN ASS Pantry

by HEAVY SNAKE September 15, 2018

Out of the Pantry

A way that pansexuals say Out of the closet. Another popular one is Out of the Cabinet since that's where the pans are stored.

Person 1: Dude, I need to tell you something...
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I'm coming out of the pantry, I'm pansexual.

by Kerplunk?! November 14, 2020

Pingry

Pingry is a private high school located in Basking Ridge, NJ. The school is known to be inferior at almost every sport except soccer, and one of the most academically challenging schools in NJ. The social scene is a bit fucked up, because there are literally only two groups that are polar opposites, the rich white kids who have parties every friday night (who only hang out with you if you have money, are good at sports, or hook up with girls), and the completely nerdy kids who get straight As and play gamecube on their PC during free time. If you don't fit into one of those groups, well, you're fucked.

Person: Oh you go to Pingry?

Pingry student: Yeah

Person: Wait, how have you not killed yourself yet

by AyeRB67 April 21, 2016

Pingry

A gentle, peaceful, yet curious individual who defies the male standard as we know it. Look past the delicate, brittle, tanned skin, chin-length wispy grey mane and absurdly white dental caps and you have sitting, legs crossed on a yacht off the coast of Long Beach, the true incarnation of an enigma.

I got a free steak dinner thanks to Pingry. I'll never understand how it happened.

by Pingry Fan January 4, 2008

pingry

angry and hungry

I'm too pingry to deal with this now.

by el snoidde September 4, 2003

pangy

An adjective describing something that smells of urine. Like panger, which describes an old man/person smelling or urine.

God that toilet smells really pangy.

by Ems74 December 14, 2006