pandemaniac

A person during a pandemic who behaves like a selfish prick.

Did you see that pandemaniac at Costco with 50 jars of peanut butter in his cart?

by Heywood JaBlowne March 31, 2020

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

Paneh

Someone who uses mulch in their garden to stop the soil from drying out.

"I use mulch in my garden to stop the soil from drying out" Said Paneh

by Beanjaming Daveed Harreassespi December 9, 2020

pandemic pudge

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.

by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021

wall panel

Noun: A panel on a wall
Adj. : A lack of better words when describing something.

Noun: Yeah I patched the leak with a wall panel
Adj: I started to panic, wall panel.

by Epic_Drew April 17, 2015

pandemonium

When all fucking hell breaks loose.

If Tad would have forgot to bring the beer to the golf course it would have been fucking pandemonium....

by d bo April 22, 2004

pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.

The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.

People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.

John had a Pacemaker put in so that he could live an (almost) normal life again.

by the juicebox September 19, 2008