Sexual Pundit

Greg Renner

Greg Renner is a sexual pundit, meaning he is the expert of all things sex and we should all take note.

by Matthew Burke November 7, 2018

Pandiculating

Dramatic yawning which often includes the extension of the arms. (Sounds, dirty, but is not)

Jerry was pandiculating as he awoke from his slumber.

by Joel Amos December 20, 2010

Pandicking

Neologism/Portmanteau: Panda Dicking

The purposeful, willful and deliberate act of ungentlemanly gentleman hunting for "exotic" encounters with women of primarily Asian descent in order to achieve personal sexual gratification.

Also see Pootercruising.

Unrelated to New Zealand wooldicking or having actual sex with Pandas.

Me and the bros are going to grab some orange chicken, after which we will go pandicking down Broadway (followed by high five).

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

Pandidiot

A moron who believes everything the Government tells them about any "pandemic". Especially, false pandemics that mislead the public concerning the severity of the outcomes, even though actual pandemics go ignored by those same governments, because the government cannot "power grab" or exert control over their governed in these pandemics as easily as they did during the COVID-19 outbreak

Bro, you are telling everyone that it's okay for the Government to eliminate your Civil Rights because of a virus that kills far less people than automobile accidents...don't be a Pandidiot!

by Idiocratic Enabler March 22, 2020

pandi

1)A person who sucks at dota,life and pretty much anything else.

2) A curse named after the ancient god of suckyness , Pandi.

" Stop playing like a pandi, and use the searing arrows on the hero".

" Damn looks like Kenya have the pandi upon them".

by wommale March 6, 2011

Pundit

A portmanteau of pun and bandit, signifies someone who tells far too many puns. May optionally imply particular cleverness or skill.

The pundit strikes again! That's the third terrible pun this evening!

by dzdzjb January 30, 2010

Pandito Bandito

The Pandito Bandito or PB is considered to most to be a legend or folklore. The truth of the matter is he resides in Kirkland, Washington. His fascintation for panties has led him on a multi state panty stealing spree. He wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. The kryptonite for the pandito bandito is victoria secret the sight of that many panties overwhelms him completely and he freezes in place. Getting the bandito to the VS will be the only way to catch him and stop his 24 year reign of terror.

What happened to your panties?

That god damned Pandito Bandito stole them.

by PB hater August 16, 2008