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pandemic pudge

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.
by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021
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pandemonium

If Tad would have forgot to bring the beer to the golf course it would have been fucking pandemonium....
by d bo April 22, 2004
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Pandemic

A worldwide outbreak of a disease.
The term 'pandemic' is often confused with 'epidemic'.
Some current pandemics are Swine Flu and HIV/AIDS. Some may consider the common cold a pandemic.

Pandemics have been known to vary unpredictably from very mild to devastating. Swine Flu was predicted to be a really bad outbreak, hence the extreme precautions taken, but it turned out to be a harmless cold. Spanish Flu, on the other hand, was not predicted and caused widespread damage, with an estimated 50,000,000 deaths worldwide.

Pandemics are usually mild if precautions are taken, and usually don't do much harm. While the media may make it sound horrible, they often leave out important details, like the infectivity, number of cases, and death RATE. Most cases are never confirmed, either; usually just the severe cases. You could get swine flu and never know.

Pandemic is also a popular online game in which the player attempts to kill off the human species with the perfect disease.
People are taking this pandemic way too seriously. It will inevitably go away on its own without the help of panic and media headlines.
by MacGenius April 25, 2010
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pandejo

Gah! your such a pandejo!
by Adfectio June 14, 2005
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Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
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Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.
Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.
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pandemerrific

The thrill and excitement one gets from watching a pandemic disease unfold. An uncotrolled feeling or urge to wear a surgical mask while watching the news about a medical epidemic.
John felt "pandemerrific" at hearing the news that the swine-flu had spread.
by rma123 April 30, 2009
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