Panda

The coolest and most awsome animal or should it be said God!Panda's are also very dangerous as they have claws,guns and knows kung-fu.
If you ever happen to run into one you must offer yourself for sex or it will kill you but dont fear as they can be very lazy and not do anything...

girl 1:Oh my i just ran into a panda and had to take of my pants but when it got up it just sat back down cus it was to lazy
girl 2:wow ur lucky poor sarah refused to give herself and the Panda ripped here head off and raped her dead body!!!

Panda by amanaboutapanda January 12, 2010

Panda

Roaming through the woods, evading enemies (police), eating pandacakes in his Panda food shack, wearing nothing but black and white, this Panda lives on. Secksay beastie.

Look! It's a Panda!
My god, he's sexy.

Panda by Beva December 9, 2008

Panda

An Asian guy that looks like a panda.

Kevin looks like a panda!

Panda by Person in your basement December 20, 2010

Panda

When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition

"i once gave a woman a panda (with permission of corse) why she let me, ill never know."

Panda by dangerous92 November 2, 2008

Panda

1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.

2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.

3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.

4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.

1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.

Deon: Panda.

2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?

Bill : You're such a panda, dude.

3) Jenny: You want to have sex?

Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.

Jenny: Fucking panda!

4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.

Panda by OMFGPANDA September 11, 2010

panda

An attractive Asian girl. Usually from a Chinese background.

That girl is so yummy, she's such a panda.

panda by Marc50005 July 20, 2007

Panda

Racial slur for those of African descent

"Look at those damn pandas. Going to lower my property values."

"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"

Panda by _cp3o June 4, 2016