that just sizzles my pan!

An expression in which the user is made angry by something said in a conversation.

Also can be used when the user is made happy happy by something that is said in a conversation.

Person 1: "Dan said that Brett Favre is terrible at life, and will not retire even after fracturing his foot, lacerating his chin, spraining his shoulder all in the same season!"

Person 2: "Now that just sizzles my pan!"
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Person 1:"I think that girl wants some from you!"

Person 2:"oh man, that just sizzles my pan!"

by SpudBiggins December 13, 2010

Pan Con Pinga

Spanish for Penis Sandwich. 2 slices of cuban bread covered in "la mayonesa" with a Penis in between. Preferably eaten by "la mas puta"

Hey so I have Yodisleidi the biggest Pan Con Pinga she's ever had.

by EL Pingudo December 4, 2009

hit pan

(verb) cosmetics term: to use up an eyeshadow to the point where the bottom of the container (er, the "pan") starts to show.

I hit pan on my MAC Patina eyeshadow, so I'll probably be buying another one on my next haul.

I don't use this shadow that much -- after a year I still haven't hit pan.

by murasakitchan December 15, 2011

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

Albert Pan

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep

Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.

by ilovepan February 18, 2019

ur nan pan

Considered to be the underdog of insults, this phrase will catch your opponent off guard.

Paul:Ur mom gay
John:Ur dad lesbian
Paul:Ur granny tranny
John:Ur nan pan
Paul: *internally implodes, destroying the entire universe*

by The Nutbuster March 14, 2018