paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

pedocrowley

Someone that lurks 4chan all night looking for CP threads

Phillip is a pedocrowley, he was up all night again on 4chan.

by Vood June 5, 2011

paedolove

Someone who has an infactuation for young girls.

Paedolove is a misunderstood conception. It does not mean you molest young girls.

by paedostone October 28, 2003

Paedofuncle

An uncle who is overly interested in their niece or nephew.

I learnt a lot in my uncle Tony's black room when I was younger. Looking back it turns out he was a Paedofuncle.

by Garden Rake May 11, 2014

Pedocure

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.

Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.

by Crediblesea August 10, 2018

pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by SexuallyOffensive May 18, 2018

Paedoph-Iliya

A crime involving being a bit pedo to your younger brother or sister. Can only be committed by parkour-loving russian boys

That parkour loving Russian boy nonced his little brother, and is hereby guilty of committing paedoph-iliya

by Froloving it March 21, 2019