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Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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Pajong

To destroy, own, or eradicate in the possessive I form. It can replace "I win, I am the best, YOU ARE BAD", where self approval is being promoted and assumed in its usage.
"Pajong!!!" - After scoring a goal
You were pajoned
by PAJONG November 25, 2011
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pajdo

I am a pajdoman
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Padlocked

Cockblocking on a more extreme and personal level.
David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)
by the padlocked boy June 12, 2010
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Pussy Padlock

Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE
Imani Greaves has had a pussy padlock for about 30 years now - LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011
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Padom

When one deposits a rather large faeces in the toilet which makes an explosive noise akin to the word 'PADOM.' The after effect is usually a stench similar to Napalm. Padom's frequently occur after a night laced with vindaloo curry and beer.
'I wouldn't go in there if I was you, Earl was on the special brew last night, he's just done a massive Padom.'
by Arrogant Charles November 22, 2011
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Padjustment

When one adjusts a pad through one's pants to make it more comfortable.
Francene: What the hell are you doing to yourself?
Julia: Nothing exciting, just making a padjustment before we sit down for the movie
by foolishfiend April 14, 2009
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