snus packet

A guy who looks like he was dressed by his wife or girlfriend. Dip tobacco, in it's normal state, is a rough cut. Snus packets are a dressed up, unnatural bastardizations of the tobacco. It has been dressed up to look like something it isn't.

-'I go away for my first year of college, and I come back to see John looking like he escaped from a Not of This World clothing catalogue. What happened?'

-'He got a new girlfriend and she dresses him up to look like a real snus packet.'

by Dr. Flavor June 27, 2009

packet kiddie

A hacker that uses hacked boxes to packet other people.

That packet kiddie took my shell offline.

by bysin December 15, 2003

packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003

Packet Loss

Watching a person self pleasure while writing code, managing technical infrastructure, or troubleshooting networking problems.

I was compiling my code when I saw extensive packet loss in the window of the hotel across the street.

by CaptainPktLoss June 2, 2021

Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.

"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"

by C.T.M April 24, 2008

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021