Putang Gilimore

A mythical creature also known as "Camigloo".

Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.

Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...

However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...

guy1: "What's Wesley doing with his face!?"
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"

*camera click*

*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."

by MuMan February 9, 2010

Putting in the Work

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is wearing makeup. The idea is that the woman’s makeup slowly comes off and looks messy when it’s over

Spencer: Dude I just got the greater blowjob ever

Julian: Was she putting in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 October 22, 2020

two putting

engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked leaving the rubber in the hole for an unlucky early golfer.

The country club security almost caught me two putting last night!

by Sam and Zach July 4, 2006

Sadimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)

2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)

Antonym: Gladimir Putin

When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.

Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

Putin proxy

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

As a Putin proxy, I am able to succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2018

putang ina bobo

The bad sentence of Philippino means "Ur fukin' mother is stupid".Usually appears when they r annoying in gaming.

Hey noob,why u play likes an asshole,bitch?
Putang ina bobo.$$&#&^$#@#$@

by little_testicle September 28, 2014

picking up what you're putting down

Understanding what the person is saying. Reaching an agreement.

"Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"Are you picking up what I'm puttting down"

by david and cyndi April 8, 2003