dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

by dammit janet May 21, 2003

puke

The term used to describe a player with "good" alignment on a MUD. Usually used by the players with "evil" alignment.

Norso narrates: lots of dead pukes oermg
Erek narrates: that bree raid kicked ass

by matt June 4, 2003

hella puke

this is when something is so sick it makes you puke

chad kagy's manuals are so hella puke that i threw up on my girlfriend when i saw one in props.

by puck April 24, 2004

puke bomb

Its when you drank way too fast because you thought you were cool but your really an asshole,then you decided to do those 3 shots of tequila and make an ass out of yourself further,then you went to take a piss and you felt sick and midway through your piss you gagged and then your stomach forcefully ejected a high powered puke bomb. asshole

Hey check out the wall in the bathroom stall it still has the meat stuck to it from my puke bomb.

by CHICAGO GUY January 31, 2009

Plow Puke

The icy slushy mess left at the end of your driveway after the plow goes by.

OMG I have been shoveling this plow puke for days!

by dish_kid February 23, 2011

ghost puke

when you're out drinking with your friend and later you realize there is puke on your shoulder, back or even on them. said ghost-puker has done it without sound or movement-and the only proof is the vomit on you or the floor.

ghost puke is typically discovered about five minutes after it has happened

"oh wow, justine ghost puked all over the cab!! i didn't even realize it until i saw it on her shoulder and the back of the seat!"

by SouthWaterGal October 12, 2011

genre puke

genre puke () n -- term used to refer to a book or movie that could be placed in many different genres.

Hey, what genre is 'The Men Who Stare At Goats?" "I don't know man, it's like genre puke.

by faithiswings November 30, 2010