Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.
"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"
by Dax420 September 11, 2012
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protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.
Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed
by Tree trunks June 24, 2014
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Dirty protester

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.
Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?
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antiwar protester

1) someone who expresses dissent about a war, or the way the war is being fought, or the false pretenses used to justify the war, or anything about that war they dont like or are against.
in the case of Iraq, this would include people all over the world who did not like Saddam Hussein, but disagree with the principle of preemptive war. establishing the principle of preemptive war abandons international law- meaning any country can invade and attack any other country they claim is a 'gathering threat' -not even an 'imminent threat' according to their intelligence agencies.
preemptive war is the same logic that terrorists the world over use to justify their actions.
Damn, that antiwar protester has some cajones to be out there in the street demonstrating when theres all those cops in riot gear with tear gas grenades, guns and batons.
by Rockabilly Hustler March 30, 2004
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protest warrior

An individual who, unable to muster more than a handful of pro-war demonstrators, seeks to fulfill a primal need for attention by crashing anti-war demonstrations.
The protest warrior helpfully explained how global warming was making the world a better place for poor people.
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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protest warrior

Right-leaning political movement, who generally attack the American liberal movement with weak ad-hominem attacks via their website. The organisation was founded in order to provoke violence at demonstrations and rallys, in order to capture video evidence and present it as usual behaviour for anyone they disagree with.

Most believe that all Muslims are terrorists, and anyone who does not support the neoconservative movement is an 'America-hating pussy'. As far as a Protest Warrior is concerned, terrorists are only terrorists when they threaten America. The IRA for example, are freedom fighters.
We should exterminate all Muslims, Europeans and Mexicans, because they hate freedom.
by Insider February 22, 2005
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