Pork Pod

An mp3 player used by fat ugly security guards who think they're cool.

Look at that fat old twat with an iPod.

You're talking stupid. That fat twat is Pork Scotch.

Ah! So its a Pork Pod!

by Benny Twadge August 16, 2009

pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

by Cock Neck July 29, 2012

pork eye

When you just ate pork and you rub your eye, getting pork juices in your eyeball.

"You want pork eye, not pink eye."
"I got the pork eye man stay away, stay away unless you want a lil' *oink* *oink* *oink*"

by EndersTenders April 17, 2023

Pork Swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

pork roll

n: a pork meat found almost exlusively in New Jersey. It can be compared to ham, sausage, bacon, or Canadian bacon, but it has its own distinct flavor. Pork Roll is primarily eaten as a breakfast meat, and usually fried and eaten on a sandwich with eggs and/or cheese. It is also referred to as Taylor Ham, but this is a misnomer because Taylor Ham is a brand name of pork roll, which is the product.

Hey, Tim, want to go to the diner and get some pork roll sandwiches?

by Ian Zapcic July 19, 2005

Pork Scotch Dance

A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.

MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?

MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.

MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

Pork Shoulder

A pork shoulder is more commonly known as a large seasoned roast typical of Hispanic cultures. However, internet subcultures have recently begun to use the phrase to describe a technique of sexual nature. Typically involving a man, his wife/girlfriend, and possibly her sister. The nature of the move is a mystery, but the humor involved and the dumb looks you will get are well worth it.

"So on the PD.com forums yesterday, I heard that LMNO gave his wife the pork shoulder!"

by Suu Kao September 7, 2007