Pootis

when somebody/something contains an odor too strong for the human nostrils
Hey dude, don't go in that bathroom. Its so pootis
by PootisTheLootis November 21, 2017
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pootie do

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
by LaRhettie May 18, 2013
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Root Pooty

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?
by Matt Man07 March 05, 2021
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Pooty

The severity of hyper activity.
by Anne June 25, 2003
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Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.
Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.
by ratsbackside February 10, 2017
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pootis spencer

The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult
by BrokenParticles July 25, 2017
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Pooty Crew

The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about humerous subjects.
"Man, the Pooty Crew is at it again in the 20's chat room."
by Mark G March 30, 2005
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