Poacher

When a lousy dip-shit cannot achieve something on their own, they stand near someone else and steal their opportunities.

That guy is a poacher he is camping around in a game of CTF.

by PurpleAngry July 27, 2009

Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.

dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

alarm poach

when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.

Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.

by 9-milli April 20, 2006

penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

by dopey28 November 23, 2009

poachster

a new type of toaster which is able to toast bread as well as poach an egg!

i had some lovely poached eggs on toast earlier made by my poachster!!!

by ski0058 January 4, 2010

Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.

"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"

by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012

cherry poacher

An individual who has only ever had sex with virgins. They may seek out virgins or it my be a coincidence. This person can be male or female.

Sara is a cherry poacher. All of her boyfriends have been virgins. Now with Tom she'll be five for five.

by ChickenLittle91 October 9, 2010