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Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.
I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.
by MigDaBull January 16, 2012
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PLANT the LAND

"Our Focus Here @ Plant-the-Land™ Is To Spread Peace, A Natural Way Of Life, And The Cannabis Plant Around The World Through A Clothing Line You Can Live By." -PLANT-the-LAND™

"Certified Hemp Apparel, Established Early 2009 based out of Phoenix, Arizona USA. Independent Company providing Organic Hemp Apparel for the Every-day Individual that's tired of Wearing and Representing Corporate Main-Stream Clothing."

Most Everything currently being used for Industry, ( Fuel, Fibers, Fabrics, Papers, Paints, Compressed Boarding, Steel, Concrete, Foods, and even Plastics )- Can all be made from Hemp. This will Greatly Improve our Earth and Stop the Corporate Industry from Taking The Earth's Fossil Fuels and Non-renewable Resources.

Peace, Organics, and Cannabis -PLANT-the-LAND™
by PLANT-the-LAND May 29, 2009
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Robert Plant

Robert Pant was the vocal of the greatest rock-band on earth, Led Zeppelin. He has a fantastic voice, and he still sings even he is 58. And he has long hir too!
"I am a golden god!" - Robert Plant
by Lena M July 15, 2005
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plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)
Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021
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plantation bro

Man who dislikes passport bros. He has a slave mentality and panders to masculine women's needs like a SIMP. He is opposed to passport bros traveling to other countries to experience feminine females.
Joe is a SIMP, he hates the passport bros. He is a plantation bro.
by anonymous February 28, 2023
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Bomb Has Been Planted

From the popular game Counter-Strike the terrorist teams objective in defusal is to plant a bomb at site A or B. Once the bomb has been coded the narrator of the game will announce "Bomb Has Been Planted" along with a 40 second countdown till it eventually explodes
"BRO THE FUCKING BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED DEFUSE IT CLUTCH OR KICK"
by ExtraVirginOliveOil March 14, 2020
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face plant

A trick in all freestyle sports such as skateboarding or snowboarding in which the athlete contacts the ground with his or her face. Term is derived from other tricks such as a foot plant or hand plant in that the trick involves placing a body part on the ground as part of the trick. Although wildly popular, the face plant is rarely performed on purpose.
Person 1: "Dude, that was the gnarliest face plant I've ever seen!"
Person 2: "I should go to the hospital."
by MTB man July 6, 2011
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