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plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.
Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?
by sea ryder September 8, 2008
mugGet the plaster castmug.

Plastered Fucking Retard

A person who has lost enough brain cells to be in the back of B-Hall.
No you plastered fucking retard, b hall is that way.
by djlink771 March 5, 2022
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piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk
Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork
by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020
mugGet the piss plasteredmug.

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 20, 2008
mugGet the Chode Plastermug.

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010
mugGet the Alabaster Plastermug.

Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
mugGet the Pintu’s Plaster Shopmug.

Pussy Plastered

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
by swagoozach September 7, 2019
mugGet the Pussy Plasteredmug.

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