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Weapon Pikey

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.
"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"
by JMM June 22, 2006
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Bandwidth Pikey

Not to be confused with Wi-Fi Gypsies

A person who travels around in a caravan or more likely white transit van looking for free or unprotected Wi-Fi points, wherever people stupid enough not to have a firewall may go. Unlike Wi-Fi Gypsies, if you cross their palm with bandwidth, they will steal your bandwidth, your collection of porn and CD keys and most probably your paypal account details.

Another key difference between Bandwidth Pikeys and Wi-Fi Gypsies is that Wi-Fi gypsies can trace their origins to travelling laptop users frequenting Romanian porn sites. In contrast, Bandwidth Pikeys have no history and if traced are often found to have a criminal reccord.

Bandwidth Pikeys use cracked versions of both Windows Vista and Windows ME, it is thought that the shitness of these operating systems may be linked to the Bandwidth Pikeys bad temperament. Hardcore Bandwidth Pikeys may be seen running other operating systems, this is usually an indication that they have not only stolen Wi-Fi, but also a laptop to access it with.
A Bandwidth Pikey was recently spotted in the Wetherspoons closest the train station in Milton Keynes, where he ordered a pint of Fosters, unfortunately spoons were out of fosters and he was forced to make do with a pint of Carling which really isn’t the same thing.
To vent his frustration, said Bandwidth Pikey downloaded cracks for Photoshop v3, Dreamweaver, Hackingtosh and most horrifically... hello kitty island adventure. He also forcefully gained access to 12 Gmail accounts (which are now on his spam distribution list) and 3 eBay accounts. “Merry Christmas you’ve just bought me a macbook pro running OSX snow leopard”
by Djlc January 3, 2010
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fat Pikey

Fat pikey

Fat pikeys. They are naturally fat, well built 'ish'. They are also gypsies they borrow everything and never pay there own phone bill. They are always short of cash but when they have it it's in great amounts and is spent on fags, booze and weed. They are funny and kind but never crash fags. They own a lot of cool stuff which is 78% of the time broken, fucked or stolen. They are usually found smoking in there room and trying to get there pile of shit xbox to work (they usually revert to there caveman self and try hitting it) They are also found in there caravan or at a friends. it will usually be Trainwreck's house. 68% of the time they do a lot of agricultural work and seem to never get paid. All in all FatPikey is a nice guy who is not at all reliable but are very useful to have in your life and all in all a great friend.
Guy 1: That guy is a cool guy but he didn't crash me a fag and has taken half my xbox games

Guy 2: what do you expect he's a Fat Pikey
by Nath178 January 23, 2014
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mike pikey

Pass me that Mike Pikey
by Handsomejack83 March 7, 2018
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Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.
They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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Dairy Pikey

A vaguely female member of the pikey plague. One that is kept in a permanent state of pregnancy by either close family members or random passing strangers.

The milk produced by such a monster is considered highly toxic by all but the hardiest of pikey tykes, being infused with an assortment of hard drugs, and is thought to contribute considerable to the damaged state of the suckling thugs in later life.

At the centre of every pikey plague outbreak, you will find, nestled away in a 11th floor council flat, at least a dozen or more dairy pikeys pushing out their deformed proteges like there's no tomorrow.

A dairy pikey should not be confused with with a common or garden, fat pikey, although careful examination may be required to tell the two apart.
scenarion: Taking the air along brentford high street....

(me): Fuck me, if I'm not sorely mistaken, THAT is a dairy pikey
by Padders December 11, 2003
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wannabe pikey

A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.
Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.
by Shederector May 22, 2006
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