clown pied

to ejaculate into ones hand then shove into anothers face. Usually not be request

I cream pied that kid good!

by bobadole December 1, 2003

The Pied Piper

A sexual act in which a male approaches a woman's anus at a perpendicular angle and proceeds to stimulate said woman's anus orally. Whilst stimulating the anus, it is required that the male reaches underneath the woman's hips and brings the woman to her climax by playin her pussy like a flute.

Yo dude why werent you at band practice?
- Nah man I was... I was giving Jenny the Pied Piper and she wont be able to march for weeks.

by The Go-Go-Gadget dicks June 18, 2012

Eau du Pied

The "perfume" of stinky feet.

After a long workout at the gym, your dogs'll be loaded with Eau du Pied.

by pentozali January 11, 2011

Raspberry Pied

Raspberry pied:

When, before a threesome, two girls who are on their period smack the guy in opposite cheeks with their tampons.

I got raspberry pied by twins last night !

by PottyMindFred January 14, 2017

petit pied de santé

Is used to describe someone sensitive. literal translation from French: "small health foot".

Oh stop being such a "petit pied de santé"

by atscha June 19, 2021

American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

Throat Pied

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils

Garah got throat pied by Robert!

by Dirty Deedsy June 5, 2024