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picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.
Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.
by jake lightning October 28, 2009
mugGet the picnic pitchmug.

Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.
"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"
by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019
mugGet the Glasgow Picnicmug.

Picnic area

The area located between a girls legs, cunt, pussy, etc...
Hey baby, what about me heading down to the "Picnic area" this evening...
by menudawg November 4, 2010
mugGet the Picnic areamug.

nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.
Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.
by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014
mugGet the nicaraguan picnicmug.

Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.
Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006
mugGet the Mexican picnicmug.

Amish picnic

A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.
Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.
by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021
mugGet the Amish picnicmug.

schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.
by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005
mugGet the schmegma picnicmug.

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