permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023

Permanent Brew

(in Bloons Gaming) a 5th Tier upgrade for the Monkey Alchemist which applies a permanent Stronger Stimulant buff to all nearby towers, as well as a permanent Acidic Mixture Dip buff to make up for the permanent buffs it provides.

"Getting Permanent Brew with the best towers like Ninja Monkey for example can make up for a devastating combination and synergy."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

Permanently banned for a week

If you are banned for a week but upset you are “permanently banned for a week”

P1: I hate McDonalds
P2: They kicked us out for yelling
P1: We are permanently banned for a week
P2: I’m so mad right now

by that_kid_tom November 28, 2022