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Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013
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grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.
yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!
by bomb city April 29, 2008
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Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009
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Pencil Test

The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.

If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.
by Quick Reply January 19, 2006
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pencil name

An alias referring to a visual artist - usually one that tends to draw or sketch, though it can apply to an artist that works with mediums other than pencils. The term originated from the alias 'pen name' referring to a writer.
Clarissa is still working on that book, she says her pen name is 'Clarisse'." "Hah! Naz is working on the cover, guess she'll have to come up with a pencil name.
by am~ssketch May 13, 2011
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Pencil Pop

A competition where 2 people take turns taking hits on each others pencils in an effort to break them. 1st person to break the other one's pencil in half wins. The defender holds pencil between thumb and 1st finger of both hands like a karate board. The attacker holds their pencils (eraser end) with thumb and 1st finger of one hand, and the thumb and middle finger of the other hand on the (writing end). The thumb should be slid further up on the pencil to push down, this generates the downward swing force to break your opponent's pencil. (Snap your fingers and while holding that position after the snap make a pencil touch your middle finger and bottom of thumb with the thumb pressing down make the pencil snap forward)
by Centralhigh December 24, 2008
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pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.
The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.
by mum61e January 2, 2012
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