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Jeremy Paxman

A popular UK drinking game. As used in the expression "to do a Jeremy Paxman".

A Paxman is two more than a John Craven, one more than a Trevor McDonald.

Therefore the act of drinking 5 pints without a piss.

(5 UK pints is 2.84 litres)

This is big league stuff - be careful out there.
See the John Craven for instructions.

Jeremy Paxman is a British BBC news presenter from England. He is best known for his abrasive and forthright style of interviewing on the BBC's Newsnight programme. Respect to Flip!
by Scott Hatton December 24, 2007
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Paxtan

Paxtan is a word used to mock the people of Pakistan because their national language is Urdu but it belongs to India and Indians speak it correctly. But Pakistanis particularly Punjabi Pakistanis incorrectly pronounce the name of their own country as Paxtan instead of Pakistan.
Paxtan is facing extreme poverty and hunger.
by PorkiHunter71 July 6, 2021
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Bill Paxton

1. (noun) An actor of unquestionable talent. Bill Paxton can not only light up a screen, but he also lights up our hearts. A glimpse at his face is a glimpse into heaven. Paxton's works are masterpieces, and include such brilliant films such as Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, Titanic, Vertical Limit, and of course, Big Love. Someone with such a vast resume not only deserves our respect, but also our hearts.

2. (adjective) Used to describe someone who has mad bitches at his disposal, much like Bill Paxton does in "Big Love"
-yo Bill, you got mad hunnies, how you do it?
-I'm Bill Paxton, that's how. Now I have to jump in my rocketship and control the weather.
by Mdiggity January 2, 2008
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paxo cavern

A fanny that takes more than a handfull of sage and onion to stuff
Is the window open......no that woman over there has a paxo cavern
by spootyuk August 10, 2004
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Paxton

Paxton is a man know for a legendary huge dick, also Paxton's are amazing kissers and all girl want Paxton's Dick.

Basically the freshest nigga God made

Boy: Paxton stole my girlfriend

Friend: Well Paxton has a huge dick, so she'll be good
Girl: Paxton's dick is so big!!
by Jdhdjdbdj November 27, 2013
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Dirty Paxton

The act of stuffing a dead whore with embalming fluid and fucking it till the eye sockets pop out then putting the eye balls in the warm milk
I found this hooker on the street corner gave her a dirty Paxton then brought the milk to work the next day for lunch
by Slump god gs9 June 5, 2019
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Paxon

A very sweet homo homo (and yes, it's a double negative) who spends time caring for others, playing music, and working on his 8-pack. A perfect 10, a Paxon is the dream for any woman with taste.
hey how was your date last night?

omg i can't even explain it. he's such a paxon. i am totally in love with him.

i thought you were done with boys?

i am, hes not a boy. he's a homo homo. there is a very big difference.
by ThaFish April 25, 2009
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