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methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
by Clagbo July 19, 2006
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panace

To go into a state of mass hysteria following a loss by the Toronto Raptors. May also include the flagrant overreaction that occurs after a member of the Raptors encounters a minor injury.
"Scott started to panace after Chris Bosh missed his second straight free throw"

"Some major panace when the Hawks took a 2 point lead, but luckily Andrea Bargnani came through"
by BillH_TDot April 2, 2007
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the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.
Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "
by ACNLshit May 24, 2016
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The First Pancake

The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.

- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"

"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."

"I am a first pancake."
by baking420 January 29, 2012
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pace booty

During a competitive racing event, the attractive body of someone running or racing faster than you. Allows you to go faster than normally possible by attempting to hang with a hottie.
I latched on to some cute pace booty and achieved a sub 20 in that 5k.
by microspawn February 20, 2009
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Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.
On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.
by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011
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Pacer

A P.E fitness test where you have to run back and forth to shitty music with a bunch of foul smelling gorillas to a loud ass beeping noise that announces when you advance a number. The fat as hell and out of shape kids are the first to check out until they only leave the athletic kids to all star the rest of it.
by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021
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