paintball-shit-fuck

Someone who shoves a paintball up their ass and shoots it out with a fart.

Karen is such a paintball-shit-fuck!

by Brizzle Fo Shizzle January 9, 2008

Paintball Possy

Hysteria... I would say some of the pro teams but they are leaning more towards paintball gods... i love you ollie lang

em... i just burnt my tongue

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

PAINTBALL CRACKA

Another term for "neophyte".

Yo, that PAINTBALL CRACKA is such a neophyte.

by PCLM March 23, 2007

paintball gunner

A unique breed of people that tough as hell that take out 20+ a game with stamina of a bull and pod pack with a case (2000 balls) or more and dont mind useing it all. You dont need money but inheritance or a part time job as a porn star helps.

I was playing as a paintball gunner and killed people out by paint dripping off the trees above

by cow gunner September 25, 2006

Paintball God

Mark friggin' Mingle

Mark you're a paintball god

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

Paintball Player

A person who likes to pretend, loves dress up and generaly has a fair about of time on their hands.

They are often vertically challanged with short mans chip on shoulder. Sometimes they are fanta pants and ever put their own name on their jacket.

The cox master really owned you in the back from 6 meters. Im totaly a wicked cool paintball player

by Keith Terry July 11, 2009