Dog owner

A dog owner is a fat retarded sad pathetic waste of oxygen who feels his life is that sad he or she needs to buy a dog well guess what if you are one of these people who have a dog kill yourself you sad smell prick low life scum.

Hey ur a dog owner who me yes your a sad low life faggot with no friends

by Killallshitskinniggers November 6, 2021

Product Owner

A jerk off job ad for low paying “management” positions.

In every job posted it says product owner, whether you clean toilets or nuclear reactors.

by Ragnar McDik January 23, 2022

Hummer owner

The reason why gas prices are so high!

All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.

by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007

pet owner

People who own pets (not including farming and herding) like to believe, that they have empathy, but in reality it's arrogance and egotism - they just enjoy the control it provides them via the natural power difference.

Aww such a cute kitty and doggo I would love to force breed 471million of dogs and 373million of cats and force them to live on my terms at my place for no other reason but my mental pleasure, satisfaction and maybe a weapon against other people, I'm such a nice and empathetic pet owner.

by veinsofgold January 28, 2021

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 27th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras our discord owner.

by YeetingTheYeeter December 18, 2020

Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.

I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

by MigDaBull January 16, 2012

Home Owner's Association

An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.

If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.

by MazurkaMatt April 4, 2006