Wii Owners

Idiot families and fanboys that beileve that the Nintendo Wii is the best console ever, when it is just a dumbass system with hardly any great games.

i<3wii - "i luv my wii, its the best console evr"
coolman23 - "it really isnt that good of a console"
i<3wii - "gasp! y do u say that??????"
coolman23 - "cuz there are no good games for it"
i<3wii - "well, fuck u, asshole, wii's are awesomeeee"
coolman23 - "no they arent"
i<3wii - "FUCK YOU U DIRTY PIECE OF ASS!!!!!!"
coolman23 - "stupid ass Wii Owners...."

by Killerapp1023 April 24, 2010

Product Owner

A jerk off job ad for low paying “management” positions.

In every job posted it says product owner, whether you clean toilets or nuclear reactors.

by Ragnar McDik January 23, 2022

Hummer owner

The reason why gas prices are so high!

All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.

by Sam is a Dick March 28, 2007

pet owner

People who own pets (not including farming and herding) like to believe, that they have empathy, but in reality it's arrogance and egotism - they just enjoy the control it provides them via the natural power difference.

Aww such a cute kitty and doggo I would love to force breed 471million of dogs and 373million of cats and force them to live on my terms at my place for no other reason but my mental pleasure, satisfaction and maybe a weapon against other people, I'm such a nice and empathetic pet owner.

by veinsofgold January 28, 2021

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 27th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras our discord owner.

by YeetingTheYeeter December 18, 2020

Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.

I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

by MigDaBull January 12, 2012

Home Owner's Association

An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.

If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.

by MazurkaMatt March 21, 2006