john vincent orlando (known most commonly as johnny orlando) was born in the town of mississauga, ontario on January 24, 2003. in 2020 he is a 17 year old, canadian singer songwriter, vlogger, actor, and voice artist. orlando first received attention on social media by posting covers of pop songs by artists such as shawn mendes and justin beiber and now has over 20M fans over all of his social media. in 2020, orlando is rumored to be dating a girl named sofia delgiudice and it was revealed that he never dated mackenzie zeigler. in 2019, orlando was nominated for the juno award for breakthrough artist of the year and won an mtv europe music award for best canadian act and is nominated for the award this year again. it was announced that mtv had signed a deal for costumer products with orlando at the end of july 2020 and he released his third ep, it's never really over on october 23, 2020.
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A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
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Sometimes abbreviated as "Orl"
Sometimes abbreviated as "Orl"
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Get the Orlando Bloom mug.1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.
2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.
3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.
3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot!
2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
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Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
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