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original twilight fans

People who read the book est.05 06 and 07, before a craze of fan girls intervened and pooped all over the books reputation, there are very little of us, and unlike every other annoying conformist, who probably has as much depth as a puddle, we actually loved the series and edward and jacob, NOT robert fucking pattinson and taylor dick lautner. we actually are very loyal and love it for what it is not the books popularity.
It's so ironic how when I was reading twilight I was taunted and asked why i was reading such an emo looking book, and how those same people who made fun of me for reading the book are the same ones who are drooling over it now, it's quite funny how that works.

original twilight fans > twilight noobs
by The original twilighter. November 12, 2009
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an original hunter biden

When a man paints on the back of... a canvas. A canvas he paid, sometimes, $2,000 an hour after getting access to his dad's account. A canvas that, if anyone finds out about her, the man will have to call his secret Secret Service agent to fix. He's not supposed to have access to Secret Service, but his dad makes things happen (and I'm not talking about inappropriate showers with his daughter!) and the secret Secret Service agent fixed it. Also, the canvas is a prostitute and the man says, "Now that's what I call an original Hunter Biden".
And the AVN for gangbang of the year is, "An Original Hunter Biden"!!!!
by verymeaningful October 18, 2021
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Original Beast

someone who is original and sets there own trends
by eric nguyen October 28, 2007
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The Original 4

The fucking most awesome group that ever existed.

Origin: PGL Spain 2009

Miller,DJ,Adam,Cam

The 4 founder members are each represented by a finger on the hand, when making an "original 4 promise" you link the fingers(much like a pinky promise) and this promise cannot be broken, if it is broken you will be removed from the group for life.
yeah bro The Original 4 are the coolest mothafuckers i've ever met in my life
by 04-4lyf April 23, 2011
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original sin

Christianity's method for getting their hooks into you the second you are born. Gets parents to rush to the church with a fat check to wash all the naughty badness clinging to their child.

Being human is sinful, living is sinful, breathing is sinful. The only thing that isn't sinful is doing and believing everything your religious leaders tell you. Actually, you'll probably screw that up too.
Believer: You can't get an abortion. You are killing an inocent child.

Non-Believer: What about original sin? The fetus is rotten with the taint of Adam and Eve's disobedience. Hell, that fetus doesn't even believe in Jesus.

Believer: The child must live so we can indoctrinate it into a confused cycle of self-loathing and smug righteousness.
by Tsunami128 May 30, 2006
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FUCKING ORIGINAL

Used when something is not original at all.

Also 1's denote sarcasm!
*something just happened in a movie that everyone expected to happen*

Guy: WOW THAT WAS SO FUCKING ORIGINAL!
Other guy: Was that sarcastic at all?
Guy: No!!!11
by I Can't Triforce Noob April 10, 2009
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original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over
"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.
by rrhem November 14, 2013
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