Philadelphia Orchestra

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.

"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".

by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010

orchestrated bro-fart

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.

My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

by drickhurt August 1, 2011

Orchestra Dating

Sharing a music stand or some other sharing within an orchestra.

The two shared a stand and took turn flipping the sheet music, improving their orchestra dating.

by Dartoftruth January 13, 2010

orchgasm

the feeling that you get from listening to an extremely well played live performance or recording of an orchestral piece of music

Jono let me hear the recording of Pictures at an Exhibition on his iPod. I had a huge orchgasm during "The Great Gate of Kiev"

by philharmaniac July 13, 2010

orchionormative

Behavior that makes assumptions about another person's testicles.

Roger: "Jackson's so brave. He's got big brass balls."
Chuck: "Dude, he's only got one nut. Lost the other playing JV soccer. You're so orchionormative."

by a32b November 9, 2014

The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time

Misspelled, it should be The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

1337 Fork: The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time is the best game ever!

Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.

by Linkzie June 29, 2006

Orcish

Main language of the Orcish Horde in The MMORPG World Of Warcraft.
Spoken by: Orcs, Trolls, Taurens, Undead and Blood Elves.
Written using a combinations of runes and the common alphabet.

Orcish lines.
"Dabu" = "I obey"
"Lok tar ogar!" = "Victory or death"
"Zug-zug" = "Okay"
"Throm Ka" = "Well met"

by Niklas Johansen July 7, 2007