A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
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Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
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