tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003

she did a number one on me

The act of a female riding a guy

She did a number one on me

by Showtimebigtre February 23, 2020

get one on

To indulge in a heavy drinking session

"I can't wait till 5 o'clock on Friday - I'm gonna seriously get one on."

by gimpboy January 25, 2008

On one

To be sexually stimulated.

When the pussy/dick gets hard when thinking nasty thoughts and it needs to be touched.

I'm on one now just thinking about sex lol.

If I talk dirty to you then trust, you will be on one.

by Kietee025 June 25, 2006

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

I'm on one

Taking drugs and going out and having sex with strangers.

"Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit
Money that we got, never get that shit
...
I'ma sip until I feel it, I’ma smoke it till it's done
And I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm young
And I'm only getting older so somebody should've told ya
I'm on one
...
I walk around the club, fuck everybody."
-Lil Wayne

by SlangThang October 30, 2011

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett May 4, 2007