offensive lineman

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.

The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.

by HOGS ALL DAY December 16, 2011

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offend the family

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor

i'm going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 18, 2005

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#euphoric might delete.prob offensive

A video that Trisha Paytas made on tiktok, where she she dressed up and Cleopatra while lip-syncing Steve Martins "King Tut" and captioned the video #euphoric might delete.prob offensive

person 1: what's your favorite video on tiktok?
person 2: #euphoric might delete.prob offensive

by angie yonaga September 25, 2020

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No Offense

A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .

by Northendwhitetrash October 4, 2009

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No Offence

No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.

Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."

by 56jack87 December 15, 2009

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