octopussy

a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something

George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.

by Ariana A. Mata January 5, 2009

Octipussen

In a business environment:
One who is multi-tasking, multi-task events.
One who uses every extremity and oraface of their body to remain in control of their business environment.

The receptionist called in, the office manager was at a funeral, and the project manager had a vacation day. John, the Human recource manager, had to cover their jobs.
John was about dead when he came home, he was octipussen all day.

by slime ball February 9, 2009

octopussy

The squishy things on pencils , otherwise known as "grips"

OMG Ellen has a pink "octopussy"

Awe. I don't have an "octopussy"

Don't worry, you can get one at the school store! Their only 25 cents!

by enilorac34 June 11, 2011

Octopussy

A vagina that has suction.

That octopussy is like a vacumm

by [e-mail] May 4, 2014

Octapussy

/noun/ O•c•ta•pu•si•

1.A girl who has a loose vagina, one where an octopus can fit all 8 tentacles inside. (Hence the name.)

2. An Octopus' vagina.

Guy 1: "hey homie have you heard about Amber? Heard she got a nice octapussy."
Guy 2: "Bruh."

by Swegmaster00mica/reeceHomies August 27, 2015

Octapussy

/noun/ O•c•ta•pu•si•

1. A girl who has a loose vagina, one where an octopus can fit all 8 tentacles inside. (Hence the name.)

2. An Octopus' vagina.

Guy 1: "hey homie have you heard about Amber? Heard she got a nice octapussy."
Guy 2: "Bruh."

by Swegmaster00mica/reeceHomies August 27, 2015

Octopussy

A pussy who sticks to you like an octopus's tentacles

Person 1) he is being an octopussy

by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 26, 2017