Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe August 22, 2008

own

to be especially better at something than another.

Martina owns all of you.

by Martina Giselle July 21, 2006

own

used to say something is better than something else

Louie: My hairs owns your hair.

by Louie XIX Reyes December 28, 2005

owned

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006

Owned

To Own. To dominate, to defeat by a large margin.
NOTE: Only lonely virgin geek ass pricks use this term, and its other variations such as: own3d, 0wn3d, 0wned, etc.
A good way to tell if someone lacks a social life and is still a virgin is if they use this faggot ass word. Stupid nerd ass geeks.

"LMAOAMLAMOAML i just beat you for the 4th straight time in QUAKE, you got str8 OWNED!!!!"

"OMG i was in the chatroom and i OwNeD 2 girls with my funny jokes LMAOMALAMO! LMAOOOOOOO! OWNED!!!!!! OH FUCK!"

by Fat Cop June 14, 2006

owned

See Own.

You just got owned bitch.

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

owned it

When an über-chic, or star-studded event has many VIP attendees wearing their most fabulous jewellery, designer clothing and "werking" amazing hairstyles and make-up...but one singular woman (or man) stands out above the rest as having the most memorable "look"; you would say:
"They OWNED the evening"

"There were many glamorous people in attendance at 1997's FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL premiere, but Elizabeth Hurley in that amazing black Versace safety-pin dress? Gurrrl; bitch OWNED it... mmkay?"

by Jaymayokay August 19, 2016