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Crusty Ovaries

When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
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ovaries exploded

Baisically it means that you just fangirled so hard that your body couldn't physically take it. Usually used to describe personally, and by girls.
Audrie: Wait you met Dan and Phil

Jamie: Yes!! My Ovaries Exploded so hard I couldn't even breathe.
by AWESOMKIDZONUD December 29, 2015
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ovary up

A reminder, to a woman, to maintain her place in the matriarchy and to be brave and daring despite insecurities.
FEMALE FRIEND: I'm dating this guy, but he never remembers my birthday and he always hits on my female friends in front of me.
SUPERGIRL: Ovary up, and dump that asshole!
by FUNKYBROWNCHICK January 7, 2007
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Josh ovalle

A really funny dude who posts hilarious parodies and comedic videos on his YouTube channel. Hangs out with his friends Finn, Enya, Drew, Josiah and Lucas and together they create stupid bitches enterprises.
Hey who’s that dude Finn wolfhard hangs out with?

Oh that’s josh ovalle, he’s cool.
by babushkaaa February 24, 2019
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Ovarius

When a woman is gutsy or bold, strong, independent and fearless. Instead of saying 'ballsy' one can use 'ovarius' or 'ovatius'...as it refers to her 'eggs' or the female equivalent of 'balls'.
"You're quite ovarius. It's very sexy~!"

"She is an ovarius woman, totally fearless!"
by Damiana00 December 1, 2011
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Blow an Ovary

"OMG, I Think i Just Blew an Ovary"

"I'm So Mad, Im Going To Blow an Ovary"

"I Think She's About To Blow an Ovary"
by MstrMysterious63 May 12, 2009
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Orange Ovaries

1. The female version of Blue Balls.

2. When your man does work and doesn't finish the job.
Lindz: OMG that guy last night totally gave me the worst case of orange ovaries.
Shar: at least he was employed in something, but looks like he's already going to get laid off. (pun intended)
by Uknowwhoitis November 6, 2011
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