A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.
"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.
by PKNdle April 9, 2016

Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.
Opposite of in inside the omelette.
Opposite of in inside the omelette.
by Cadey W. November 25, 2019

by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019

While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits
by The Doctor Wahoo June 8, 2016

by MilkyPete May 30, 2018

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017
