Rejigged the numbers

To readjust figures to suit ones Business

Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!

by HawkGunner July 3, 2008

strength in numbers

An idiomatic expression to mean an emotional and morale strength drawn from a group of people.

Sometimes this can lead to mob mentality.

John is a coward by himself, but in a large group he draws strength in numbers.

by Hunter W. November 13, 2005

naughty numbers

A game called "naughty numbers" in which you spread a deck of cards on the floor, (remove the kings and queens.) Flip all the cards face down. Now, someone picks up a card, and someone else has to dare them to do something the number of times inidicated on the card chosen. (Usually sexual.)

Examples of dares in naughty numbers:
1. Mosh whilst naked # times!
2. Flash people # times.
3. Shed # peices of clothing.
4. Etc. :)

by Kelsey, Sarah, Brittany October 30, 2007

The Numbers

Mason, what do they mean?

INTERROGATOR: The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
Mason: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

The BS Law of Numbers

The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.

*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.

*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.

A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.

A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.

by Captain DGAF May 13, 2010

put up numbers

verb
To score high in a game

Jim: " Why is that random person in our squad?"
John: "I don't know, but he put up numbers last match."
Jim: "Keep him, then."

by CheeseRat June 10, 2018

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007