devin nunes

v. to perpetrate blatant inhumane unethical moral offenses unbecoming of the human race while standing dripping sweat into a bucket of lies.

adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.

He put it where...without any warning...or lube...oh yeah you got the Devin Nunes.

by SEAZD February 3, 2018

Nuber

A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells

That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.

by David Fern June 19, 2008

newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.

My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.

by Johanna S. May 2, 2006

nudes or negs

When a member of an internet forum claims to be/know/date an attractive woman, a demand from other forums members that nude pictures of said attractive woman be provided, otherwise they will be punished with negative forum reputation points.

Example 1.

Potentially attractive forum posting woman: Hello, I am a hot woman posting on the internet.

Misc. Pervert: nudes or negs

Example 2.

Forum guy: brag here's a pic of my hot girlfriend/brag

Everyone: Nudes or negs!~!one

by djaziz November 2, 2008

National Send Nudes Day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by NationalDays May 28, 2018

Nubis

A Nubis is a legendary being of incomparable power. A Nubis can take many forms, such as Psychubis(Psychic Nubis), Collegeparkubis(Nubis that attends College Park), Gurubis(Very smart Nubis). What a Nubis is fully capable of no one really knows, for no one has lived to see a Nubis' full potential. Contrary to popular belief however, a Nubis is a peaceful creature, with a strong hate for fat english teachers. It is true that Nubis' devour english essays with no second thoughts. Scientists have tried to keep track of the whereabouts of these Nubis', but they evade the tracking by way of disguising themselves by altering the spelling of their names to Noobis. IF you meet a Nubis, be extremely careful not to anger it, or it will bombard you with unimaginable pain.

Shroom: "Shrub, do you know who the Nubis is around here?"
Shrub: "My friend saw him once, he died the second after he did."

by Tree Shroom November 9, 2006

Nubeta

The act of being beta during the beginning phases of a new activity.

"Jim was a nubeta when he first started playing Assassin."

by Nubeto September 7, 2018