November 1

Well fuck its no nut november... Wait what? Dylan already lost? Wauw he cant even think about a life without wanking

November 1 fucking sucks if you are born on thus date YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE FUCKING BITCH

by Joe-mama-thicc October 22, 2019

Make up your own holiday.

Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.

Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*

by Somerandochick November 1, 2022

November 1, 1996 it's when greatest goth rapper Lil peep was born. I'm so sorry for u if you don't know him.

Fangirl: Omg, it's the happiest day of my life.
Someone: What's on November 1?
Fangirl: November 1 is the day when Lil peep was born!!

by fangirl12516 October 30, 2020

November 1st is the day to give your crush a hoodie if she's cold and shivering.

by Sassy100 November 1, 2019

Middle child: GUESS WHAT
oldest: what?
Middle child: ITS NATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD DAY IM THE KING/QUEEN
Youngest: how?
Middle: um ITS NOVEMBER 1
Oldest and youngest: oh god.

by Fun_..killer October 19, 2021

National Abuse Munroe day. This is they say you can physically or mentally abuse someone named Munroe.

by Some Beach November 1, 2019

Boy: Hey can I kiss you?

Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s kiss your bf/gf day on November 1

by Ary1233 October 30, 2021