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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
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Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I
I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I
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late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time
Mack arrived at a late notice
by Mansitos November 29, 2022
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The Great Noticing

What ever happened to Tower 7? Haavara Agreement? Lavon Affair? Larry Silverstein? Talmud?
Person 1: So it was the Jews?
Person 2: Always was.
Person 3: The Great Noticing.
by TheDanishSlangFreak August 26, 2025
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Senpai Notice Me

The catchiest Random Encounters song known to man
Luke: I just listened to Senpai Notice Me by RE
Alex: Bro i love that song!
by Celtic forever January 24, 2024
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