Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

nilla wafer

What people eat when they run out of cookies.

Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.

by Jfman August 9, 2018

Forbidden wafer

A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977

Don’t eat the forbidden wafer, it will give you malignant mesothelioma.

by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019

jigalow wafer

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins

2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance

yo homie , I gotta get me some jigalow wafers from my dealer !

by sexy murdoch July 18, 2023

Wafer

Wafer is a game that you play woth your friends in school to be a jerk.someone quietly says the word and the next person says it louder in the first person e.x. wafer…WAFER

I love the game wafer

by Stepbacklward September 28, 2021

wafer

{wafer : literally a coward. someone who breaks easily and is as fragile as wafer

eren is such a wafer , he cries over everything.
as if eren is a piece of shit cry baby

by maxhite June 23, 2017