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static swag

Swag without movement (or action). Never capitalizing on an easy situation. Early stages of swag.
The boy had static swag when he hit on his first crush.
Girl - I look so bad in this picture.
Boy - Don't put yourself down like that you really do look good.
*No response...
by A. J. Rolling January 8, 2012
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static life

Welcome to the static life, here you are safe from the impression that your so low your on bags
I’m not a bitch I’m apart of the static life #fuckbags
by The static kids November 21, 2021
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Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.
Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.
by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019
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Static vr

Playboy carti vamp and beats the shit out of everyone in gorrila tag and would do anything to fuck playboy carti. End the life of marqueef and garoot at any game.
Marquuef :Static vr your to good and gorrila tag

Ik
by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022
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Static The Fox

Static The Fox is a hero in the Discord server, HelloBurpGames. He was there when you were down, he always cared for you. All he wanted was for his friends to be happy, and he made them happy. We'll miss you Static.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Static The Fox?

Person 2: Yeah, that sucks.
by AssRipper2000 October 17, 2020
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Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".
by K9 JL December 16, 2010
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