Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017

Hairline

Something you don’t have

Your hairline is a McDonald’s sign

by Digbickbo October 23, 2019

Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.

"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"

by Good Food November 26, 2020

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.

i think i am infected with caleb hairline

by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022

MidLights Hairline

Not fucking existing

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline

by MidLight January 1, 2023

Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know

me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying

by KIDBRO September 27, 2023