Nintendo Fanboy

A person who praises Nintendo who believes gaming would have died in the 80's if Nintendo wasn't around and thinks less of others who don't prefer Nintendo over games. Usually these unique snowflakes spend more time on internet forums writing essays defending and praising Nintendo, yet these people spend more time online defending a company other than playing games. These people love to bash games like Call of Duty (equally as awful) for being the 'same shit every year" but they buy every release of Super Mario and defend the series and usually end up calling you dumb or not a "real gamer" *cringe intensifies*

Random guy online: I'm not a big Nintendo fan I much prefer Xbox or Playstation because they offer what I want

Nintendo Fanboy: REALLY?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD GAMING IS AND HONESTLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE GAMING IF YOU CANT SEE THAT NINTENDO IS WAY BETTER THAN FUCKING MICROSHIT AND SONY

Nintendo fanboy: Nintendo is so mistreated because gamers today are fucking retarded and only want good graphics and a game that offers a gun in their hand

Regular Gamer: Wrong, Nintendo simply doesnt offer good 3rd party support and their 1st party games arent that good to justify buying a Nintendo console. Saying that people only want good graphics and 1st person shooters for not liking what you like is silly.

Nintendo fanboy: OMG YOU FAKE GAMERS ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU PLAY SHIT GAMES WHILE I HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN GAMES LIKE MARIO AND ZELDA. -grammatical errors were intended in this example-

by DementedPest October 7, 2016

Nintendo touch

The ability to make an NES game work when it will not load properly. This can be achieved to pushing it in lightly, slamming it down, or, the classic blowing into the cartridge.

This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.

Aaron: "Damn! Mike Tyson's Punch Out won't work! I've tried everything!"

Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"

by Dr. Taliban April 3, 2009

Nintendrama

Inappropriate display of negative emotion over inability to achieve necessary status/goals in a Nintendo game.

I'm sorry, Jeremy can't come out to play right now...he's having a little Nintendrama over Wendy O. Koopa.

by farsider January 19, 2010

Nintelligent

An adjective used to describe a person who is extremely good at playing Nintendo games.

Melia is amazing at Mario Kart! That girl is crazy nintelligent.

I just beat Jacob at Super Smash Bros for the fifth time. That boy is the least nintelligent person I know.

by Jacelia January 5, 2011

nintendoodoo

(noun) While engrossed in a video game, you put off using the toilet until the last possible moment.

So, my guild and I were battling the Level 30 Ogre King for the Scepter of Light when I realized I had to go REALLY bad. I had to take a nintendoodoo, and quickly messaged them a "brb". See koopapoopa and nintenpoop.

by DkWulfsRage November 8, 2010

nintendrawer

THE AWSOMIST LADY EVER

NINTENDRAWER IS EPIC

by luigimidna January 19, 2013

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 12, 2021